Saturday, July 7, 2007

Clay Aiken Mocks The Music Of Justin Timberlake, Prince, Madonna and Others.





Clay Aiken, self proclaimed savior of the CBS television show "Jericho" opened his new tour on July 4th in Frisco, Texas at Pizza Hut Park between a soccer game and holiday fireworks.

Given the heights of stardom that Clay Aiken has risen to and the quality of music that he has consistently delivered, it should come as no suprise that someone as supreme as Clay Aiken should single out others in the music industry who can only aspire to one day be taken as seriously, and become as successful as Clay Aiken is.

Chosen for derision by Clay Aiken were lesser known performers such as Justin Timberlake, Madonna, Britney Spears, Prince and Michael Jackson.

After complaining about what music is played on top 40 radio, Clay Aiken proceeded to launch into a medley to shine a light on how these other artists can't compare to Clay's awesome talent.

Clay Aiken was runner up in season two of American Idol, losing to Ruben Studdard and has had a minor hit single, "Invisible".

He's also a fucking idiot.

Except for the above two sentences, this blog was written entirely with tongue planted firmly in cheek.