RIOT at OFC!! Message Board in LOCKDOWN!

Over the past few days, rising tensions at Clay Aiken's OFC have erupted to full blown riot.

We at the Clay Aiken Fraud Squad bring you the exclusive pictures of the battle as it went down.

Viewed in order, you will see how quickly the situation deteriorated.

The sickening sounds of hip bones snapping, girdles tearing, and the echo of hurled bottles of Centrum Silver, Ensure and Jean Nate punctuated the air as the bloody battle raged.

Eventually the mods and admins at OFC donned protective riot gear and took action.

They were armed with night sticks, mace spray and tranquilizer guns which all proved to be futile.

It was only when the mods and admins took out the heavy weaponry of peppering the mob with diversionary Twinkies and Combo's and boxes of Franzia White Zinfindel that there was a momentary lull.

At that point, with the insurgents distracted, the admins and mods prevailed and the ruckus was contained and the message board was put on lock down until tempers on both sides cool.

"06/07/07 : Important Information Regarding OFC Message BoardBy Team ClayDue to reports of extensive unrest and disrespect amongst members that has been carrying on for several weeks, the Official Fan Club Message Board will be shut down until further notice. Please note that should tensions continue on other areas of the fan club, severe consequences may occur. If you try to log in to the board you should see a message reading, "Sorry, the board is unavailable at the moment. We will be back soon..."We appreciate your understanding in this matter."

http://clayonline.com/

Holy Shit!!! SEVERE CONSEQUENCES!!! That made me shiver a little just reading the words! What's next? Tear gas grenades and rubber bullets? Anthrax?? Nuclear weapons???

Clay Aiken? Are you proud of the conflict that your policy of never addressing the controversies you repeatedly find yourself in has wrought?

And what is wrong with the Claymates that they get so out of control and can't control their anger and tempers?

They should take a lesson from us here at the Fraud Squad.

We strive to discuss truth and nothing but the truth (with a little humor thrown in here and there) and we all get along pretty well for the most part.

When conflicts arise here among posters, they are often resolved with civility, mutual respect and minimal hurt feelings. This stems from this blog being about truth.

The truth should not be something to be feared, but at the Clay Aiken boards, the truth seems to be the scariest thing imaginable.

Claymates, take a lesson from us so called "haters". Can't you all just get along?

Clay Aiken? Time to step up and do something.

Our correspondents here at Fraud Squad will be keeping you up to date on the unfolding events with comprehensive coverage!

Stay tuned!!

GIIIIIIRL FIIIIIGHT!!!!

Well, well, well....Looks like the "girls" at the OFC broke into a long drawn, drag out fight and as a result the following was posted at http://clayonline.com (Thx Dram):

06/07/07 : Important Information Regarding OFC Message Board
By Team Clay

Due to reports of extensive unrest and disrespect amongst members that has been carrying on for several weeks, the Official Fan Club Message Board will be shut down until further notice. Please note that should tensions continue on other areas of the fan club, severe consequences may occur. If you try to log in to the board you should see a message reading, "Sorry, the board is unavailable at the moment. We will be back soon..."

We appreciate your understanding in this matter.

Why the fuzz? It's all over a stupid article that was posted at the site. Apparently, it is okay to post "tabloid" gossip when it puts Clay Aiken in a good light, but if it doesn't, it's forbidden. The article posted concerns his yet another, hissy fit over losing his passport in Canada and demanding that the Prime Minister be called to solve his own irresponsible actions. In said article a little snark was made concerning the need to have his passport so that he wouldn't miss his engagement with the Parisian synchronize swimming team. This was taken as a swipe at his sexuality (crazy bitches are so friggin' scared of the obvious), so a few took offense at it's posting and the responses from its members.

Those policing the fan message board, took it upon themselves to attack those who posted anything that didn't show outrage over the posting of the article. The expected rabid ones began throwing accusations and calling those posting, haters with an agenda and the fight was OOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNN. This was long coming. Finally the goonish bullies are going overboard and I only wonder if this is the end of the fandumb as we all know it. Who knows, but I'm having one hell of a good time watching the hair pulling and body slamming going on. Pop Corn anyone????

My apologies if the content of the video is offensive to some

A Straight Hero for Gays

Enrique Iglesias is one sexy MFr (pardon my french) and a well-known flirt with the ladies. His father is the ultimate ladies' man so, it must run in their Spaniard's blood. Enrique has been involved with Anna Kournikova for a good long time and she's hot too! If someone was to be concerned about such a display of "gay acceptance" that would be him, but he's NOT, why? simply because he's well centered in being AND knowing he's a straight man. He doesn't have to scream it because he just is and shows it. A REAL artist cares about his crafts and attracting fans. Whether they are green, red, black, yellow, Spanish, Greek, gay or straight is NOT an issue. When someone cares about their craft and want everyone to enjoy it, they see to it and do just that. Enrique doesn't have to cater to any particular group because his art is for everyone. If he wanted to cater to one particular group his career would have been over a loooooong time ago.

This bold act at a London Gay club clearly shows how much an artist cares for his audience regardless of who they are. I'm sure he had no need to have to offer this particular performance because he can fill HUGE arenas worldwide where everyone can go to see him, but this shows (in my eyes) how great an artist he is to bring attention to this particular member of a fan base that may otherwise never get unless coming from a gay artist.

Faiken, take notes. Your middle aged, love/attention deprived fans may have created a false name for you, but they will not live forever (fo'real!). If a non gay artist can get the respect and appreciation of a whole gay community, imagine how much more will you receive (not to mention added fans) if you were honest and drop the fraudulent image you created, but I guess "Hero" would be far too much of a stretch for you, so stick to your safer "fraud" and "loser" labels. You seem to feel more comfortable with them anyway.